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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:31

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Still no good.
No way
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.